all we need is love.

useyourmelody:

"why didn’t you do your homework?"

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

John Mayer (via hefuckin)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

irockirockirock:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

Cities!

irockirockirock:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

Cities!

fucking idiot
me to me (via yesdrew)

2uguu4me:

causticgambler:

2uguu4me:

PROCRASTINATES LOUDLY

yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here

in a minute

obscuruslupa:

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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