"why didn’t you do your homework?"
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
|—||John Mayer (via hefuckin)|
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
|—||me to me (via yesdrew)|
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"